So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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