whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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