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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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