ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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