Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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