well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We talked him into tasing himself.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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