so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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