I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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