He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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