Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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