dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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