i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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