when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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