I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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