I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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