I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
