Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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