do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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