i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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