she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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