That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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