in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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