Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
