Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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