Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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