this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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