About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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