clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
nutella sex= disaster
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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