I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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