My first STD was from a foam party
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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