Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
