You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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