Whod you bang
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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