i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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