Christians are straight up FREAKS
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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