I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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