doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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