***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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