we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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