Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
