i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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