What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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