We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Even my vagina gasped.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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