Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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