Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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