So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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