The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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