Don't you send me to vm
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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