the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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