she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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