were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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