I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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