Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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