Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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