Duck Duck Cougar?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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