At least make sure they are 18
Why
He kissed a someone with a penis
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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